when i’m married my partner and i will have:
- morning sex
- afternoon sex
- dinner sex
- after meal sex
- i made pancakes sex
- good morning sex
- they kids are at school sex
- shower sex
- bored sex
- make up sex
- break up sex
- obama won sex
- romney lost sex
- monday sex
- tuesday sex
- wednesday sex
- thursday sex
- friday sex
- saturday sex
- monday sex
- there is nothing on tv sex
- i love you sex
(Source: joesphjonas)
In case anyone is not having the best of days, remember that this performance of “Halo” exists.
No matter who you are, you fucking wave at a toddler saying “bye”
That was so fucking cute! I couldn’t stop smiling!!









